So apparently a bunch of people have been going to beaches this long weekend. Even our sensible friend Tiffany has fallen to this degree. My hypothesis is that there is a disease going around. It involves a lack of vitamin D and in effort to cure this disease people are going to the beach in order to try to find even a glimmer of sunlight to cure the lack of vitamin d. Of course this is a fruitless effort in the North West. The only cure to this deadly disease is to stay at home and stand under a very bright yellow light in order to simulate the sun. So, Tiffany please come back from the beach as fast as you can and buy a gigantic lamp to accommodate your whole family and get rid of this terrible epidemic. 🙂
If you live in a gloomy area, please don’t run to the beach, buy a nice bright lamp and spend an afternoon basking in the “sunlight”.