How to get people to hate you

Whether you are trying to give teachers a negative bias towards you or destroy the only friendships you have left, making people hate you is a very valuable skill to have. Who doesn’t want to be hated, anyway? 

The jealous type of hate

Step 1. Be/pretend to be really smart

Step 2. Brag about it all day and all night

Step 3. Ace all your tests and be a teacher’s pet

Step 4. You’re hated. 

The ew-stupid type of hate

Step 1. Be/pretend to be really stupid

Step 2. Make random stupid comments all day and night

Step 3. Your goal has been achieved. 

The UGGG kind of hate

Step 1. Be/pretend to be really smart

Step 2. Brag about it all day and night

Step 3. Fail all your tests and let your teachers make fun of you 

Step 4. Make random stupid comments all the time

Step 5. Drop your laptop every 5 minutes, say something about gravity, accidentally step on it

Step 6. Tada! Everyone pretty much hates you. 

Super annoyed kind of hate

Step 1. Play video games in class. Every. Single. Class. 

Step 2. Good job, goal accomplished. 

Umm… Kind of hate

Step 1. Make inappropriate comments all the time, the more inappropriate, the better. 

Step 2. Be famous within the school for your inappropriateness

Step 3. Everyone hates you

The betrayal hate

Step 1. Find a friend

Step 2. Spread rumors

Step 3. Yep!

The dramatic hate

Step 1. Get someone to be friends with you

Step 2. Ignore your other friends 

Step 3. Done. 

As you can see, these are all very good ideas and you should definitely implement them in your life. 

Tiffany

PS. Please don’t. We don’t need anyone hating you. 

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