Unigons – nope. Just nope.

Arya thinks Unigons¬†are the offspring of Unicorns and Dragons. Well, I beg to differ. A Unigon is simply a polygon with one side. (see duogon, trigon, quadrigon, pentagon, etc) Here’s an actual picture of a Unigon. See anything? Good. Unigons don’t exist. At least that’s one thing Arya and I agree on.

How to get people to hate you

Whether you are trying to give teachers a negative bias towards you or destroy the only friendships you have left, making people hate you is a very valuable skill to have. Who doesn’t want to be hated, anyway?  The jealous type of hate Step 1. Be/pretend to be really smart Step 2. Brag about it all…

Hush little iPhone

Hush little iPhone don’t you cry Mama’s gonna replace that iOS nine And if the iOS 10 don’t work Mama’ll get a case so that you won’t get hurt And if that case gets scratched or cracked Mama’s gonna buy you a companion, Mac And if the Mac gets waterlogged Mama’s gonna fix you so…

Apologizing for apologies 

Some things I’ve learned the hard way. It’s sad to see myself or other people failing because of life lessons unlearned. Today was one of the days. I never thought someone could hurt another because of an apology. Today I was proven wrong.  Life lesson September 20, 2016 When apologizing, never tell the other person…

HyperCat

This is a cat.     He is staring outside, looking for… Whatever cats look for.  This is the cat 2 seconds later.     That’s… That’s just scary.  –Tiffany